It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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