i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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