I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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