Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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