Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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