they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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