your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
