Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
My breasts were aching with rage.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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