You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
