I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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