Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Me too!
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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