so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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