I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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