it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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