Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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