hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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