Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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