So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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