so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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