new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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