guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
His hands were made for my vagina.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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