I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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