Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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