Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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