Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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