Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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