yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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