this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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