Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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