I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Found the puke drawer
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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