Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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