She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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