Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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