We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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