used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
