It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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