Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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