bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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