It's Friday. Sex?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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