definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize
