Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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