i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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