3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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