It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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