Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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