Already got asked if we're dating
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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