Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Boobs are out for the taking
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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