Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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