I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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