anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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