Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
When are your genitals available?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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