roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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